(clears throat, checks notes)
ahem
so, like, did you know that the average cloud weighs over a million pounds? like, that's so wack. i mean, how the heck does that even happen?! it's like... just a bunch of water floating around in the sky, right? and now you're telling me it's actually as heavy as a whole-ass elephant?? wild, man... wild. guess we gotta be careful not to get crushed under the weight of the sky... or something. lmao. anyway, have a nice day, everyone.
Correction: An elephant only weighs a few tons
ah, my bad. you're right... i'm a goofball! what can i say? i'm so used to exaggerating everything, for laughs, y'know?
Ok ok