allyz — 8/7/2023, 3:28:48 PM

the nonprofit i coach for has a student quote book of all the unhinged things coaches/students have said and it is fantastic

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supercash:

examples?

8/8/2023, 4:39:16 PM
allyz:

“Coach: *sighs* the misogyny is just really getting to me today”

“Coach: What’s an example of an open-ended question?

Student: What are your favorite crimes to commit?”

“Student: Does [coach 2] have a boyfriend?"

Coach 1: I mean… I don’t know?

Student: Does she have a crush?

Coach 1: You’ll have to ask her. I don’t know?

Student: [Coach 1], does she love anyone outside of her family??”

“Student: Coach [Ally], do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No? I’m not old enough yet. (this was this past fall but i was too lazy to explain that my sort-of ex made me not want to date for a while)

Student: You’re like 40! How do you not have a boyfriend? You’re all alone…”

8/8/2023, 6:02:00 PM
allyz:

ohhh boy the line breaks just did not wanna show up to work today lol

8/8/2023, 6:02:25 PM
supercash:

Misogyny is a killer

And that ain’t even an open-ended question

8/8/2023, 9:56:06 PM
allyz:

SO TRUE BESTIE

8/8/2023, 10:18:28 PM