illogicalapple — 8/4/2023, 6:54:04 PM

and removes them a thousand meters up

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redbull — 8/18/2021, 12:45:55 PM

Red Bull gives you wings

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asfsdgdfd:

you have to keep buying and drinking redbull to keep flying 💸

8/4/2023, 6:57:27 PM
illogicalapple:

dammit what if i want to land

8/4/2023, 7:37:18 PM
asfsdgdfd:

you can't do that, then you would have to stop buying the product and corporate doesn't want that 😤

8/4/2023, 7:42:39 PM
illogicalapple:

how do i buy the product without landing

8/4/2023, 8:09:23 PM
asfsdgdfd:

fly above a convenience store, drop the money with a note, and they will send up a can of redbull attached to a balloon. :)

8/4/2023, 8:14:54 PM
illogicalapple:

ok great but the balloon might get wings and fly away

8/4/2023, 8:15:45 PM
asfsdgdfd:

attach a large piece of metal to the balloon and hold a magnet as you fly

8/4/2023, 8:16:32 PM
illogicalapple:

i want to lannddddddddddd

8/4/2023, 8:17:37 PM