toaks — 8/2/2023, 3:46:30 AM

Who would win: All 1,010 pokemon or a billion lions?

For the pokemon, there are some gay couldn't be killed by lions (eg, Onix because it's rock and it eats rocks), but there are so many lions it would be inconceivable for the pokemon to defeat them all.

Any thoughts? Assuming the battles are like that of the show/manga, I think it's kinda tied.

♥ 8 ↩ 0 💬 16 comments

comments

king-of-egg-childs:

pokemon would win arkoos would one shot everything

12/7/2023, 6:49:21 PM
supercash:

Pokémon win. I’m sure there are Pokémon that lions, no matter how many, can’t harm. Aren’t some made out of molten lava? They prolly don’t have to do anything, and the lions will kill themselves off just by getting too close.

8/2/2023, 3:32:05 PM
toaks:

Yes but a billion is a lot of lions. The pokemon would die of old age even if they are immortal before all the lions die

8/2/2023, 4:32:10 PM
supercash:

the oldest lion ever only made it to 29 years

8/2/2023, 9:27:17 PM
toaks:

yes but any given pokemon’s lifespan is unknown

8/2/2023, 10:03:59 PM
supercash:

perhaps we can assume legendary Pokémon, among others, to live quite a bit longer than 29 years

8/2/2023, 10:37:05 PM
toaks:

but what if the lions create new generations. the pokemon would be under constant siege but the ranks of the lions stretch back to near infinity

8/2/2023, 10:54:20 PM
supercash:

do you think that the average Pokémon can kill an average of one lion per minute?

8/4/2023, 2:04:02 AM
june_:

do the pokémon have access to gen-exclusive abilities (i.e. mega evolution and dyna/gigantamaxing)

8/2/2023, 4:13:23 AM
toaks:

Yes but they also have any restrictions that come with it (like cool downs, but they don't need a trainer for it). As well as that, they have access to all their abilities. So Charizard could go mega, gigantimax, and use a Z-move.

8/2/2023, 4:19:00 AM
mef:

are reality bending legendries included in this? if so then one or two of them could probably just send them all to the shadow realm or just flat out delete them from existence

8/2/2023, 3:54:59 AM
toaks:

Good point (yes they are included). The thing is, a billion lions is a lot. It's mind boggling large. You can't count to it. It's beyond the scope of your imagination. Because of that, I have some doubts.

8/2/2023, 4:07:37 AM
mef:

To be fair Arceus is literally a god

8/2/2023, 4:18:51 AM
mef:

Or rather, unfair

8/2/2023, 4:19:13 AM
toaks:

Yes but what would it eat? No pokemon are ever portrayed eating other pokemon (that I am aware of) even though some have clearly evolved to be carnivorous. Food is a big problem here, because the lions could eat each other in a pinch.

8/2/2023, 4:21:02 AM
mef:

I mean, people eat them, so it’s probably possible that they do just eat each other

8/2/2023, 4:26:34 AM