Good news!
I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”
We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!
how is she still your crush
never mind, this shit is totally an owenathletic post
WHAT? THIS IS A HORRIBLE SITUATION FOR ME! We are now crossing over Florida btw, fuck airplane mode!
I didn’t expect you to actually be fleeing to North Carolina-
Gotta do what you’ve gotta do!
ig that’s true, but I’m glad it seems to be going better (at least, better than it could’ve gone 😨)
I’m happy as can be on the plane now, not putting it on airplane mode since I’m a rebel
why do I feel all of this is satire
this is a joke 😳
Flee to Australia pls
This is a joke