dertermenter — 6/17/2023, 12:50:47 PM

Good news!

I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”

We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!

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polygon:

Flee to Australia pls

7/13/2023, 10:24:41 PM
dertermenter:

This is a joke

7/14/2023, 6:39:08 AM
chiroyce:

how is she still your crush

6/20/2023, 4:19:53 PM
dertermenter:

?

6/20/2023, 5:25:07 PM
chiroyce:

you are fleeing and shes coming with you, and shes still only your crush?

6/21/2023, 2:55:35 PM
dertermenter:

it’s a joke

6/21/2023, 3:10:20 PM
chiroyce:

ok

6/21/2023, 3:51:08 PM
mybearworld:

So glad for you! Can't believe how quickly you were able to fly to the US…

6/18/2023, 5:06:04 AM
silly:

never mind, this shit is totally an owenathletic post

6/17/2023, 4:27:18 PM
dertermenter:

WHAT? THIS IS A HORRIBLE SITUATION FOR ME! We are now crossing over Florida btw, fuck airplane mode!

6/17/2023, 4:46:24 PM
esben:

I knew you would succeed!

6/17/2023, 3:47:51 PM
dertermenter:

Never in doubt 💪

6/17/2023, 3:49:16 PM
april:

I didn’t expect you to actually be fleeing to North Carolina-

6/17/2023, 2:37:27 PM
dertermenter:

Gotta do what you’ve gotta do!

6/17/2023, 2:42:40 PM
april:

ig that’s true, but I’m glad it seems to be going better (at least, better than it could’ve gone 😨)

6/17/2023, 2:44:53 PM
dertermenter:

I’m happy as can be on the plane now, not putting it on airplane mode since I’m a rebel

6/17/2023, 3:35:27 PM
radi8:

why do I feel all of this is satire

6/17/2023, 1:36:00 PM
dertermenter:

Who knows? Getting on the plane now with my girlfriend, new adventure on the way

6/17/2023, 1:39:56 PM
grippins:

Same

6/17/2023, 3:01:36 PM
dertermenter:

This is more true than the earth being flat

6/17/2023, 3:35:58 PM
radi8:

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6/17/2023, 3:41:21 PM
asfsdgdfd:

this is a joke 😳

6/17/2023, 4:31:37 PM
dertermenter:

No? Who said that?

6/17/2023, 4:47:15 PM
asfsdgdfd:

you said “This is more true than the earth being flat”

6/17/2023, 4:54:50 PM
dertermenter:

What? The earth is flat. If it’s round then why don’t you fall off the curve?

6/17/2023, 4:55:41 PM
supercash:

what a wonderful turn of events!

6/17/2023, 1:35:51 PM
dertermenter:

Indeed!

6/17/2023, 1:40:31 PM