dertermenter — 5/30/2023, 7:59:43 PM

Food hot take #9: Ranch with Pizza is the most dumb and criminal thing Americans have invented.

ITS A BLOODY SALAD DRESSING THAT RUINS PIZZAS GOOD FLAVOURS IT MAKES PIZZA WORSE!!!

WHY is society like this?

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cucumber:

This is something Californians did, not Americans.

6/1/2023, 10:16:08 PM
dertermenter:

we can’t start seperating states and saying they aren’t American :P

6/1/2023, 10:37:47 PM
cucumber:

Californians aren’t even human, let alone American or citizens of any nation for that matter.

6/1/2023, 10:49:52 PM
tallpeter:

theres a VERY clear distinction between californian ‘americans’ and the rest of the country, theyre like seperate nations

6/2/2023, 2:03:21 PM
dertermenter:

I see lmao

6/2/2023, 3:32:28 PM
eirplen:

and im here like wtf even is ranch

5/31/2023, 12:06:47 PM
dertermenter:

Salad dressing

5/31/2023, 5:17:37 PM
eirplen:

why is it on pizza then

5/31/2023, 8:05:16 PM
dertermenter:

Americans made it a thing

5/31/2023, 8:05:38 PM
eirplen:

._.

5/31/2023, 8:06:27 PM
oren:

blue cheese, on the other hand, is good

5/30/2023, 8:06:02 PM
dertermenter:

Nothing pairs well with blue cheese since it’s shit and nothing can make it better

5/30/2023, 8:08:26 PM
oren:

hard disagree. blue cheese is one of the greatest food items of all time

5/30/2023, 8:09:42 PM
dertermenter:

Rare Oren L

Thanks for giving me my hot take for tomorrow 😉

5/30/2023, 8:11:32 PM
esben:

yep

5/30/2023, 8:04:05 PM