chic-fil-a fans when you can just eat chicken at home (it's tastier, healthier, and gayer)
Me when you bring up the Chick-fil-A drama again for absolutely no reason not to cause controversy
me when you’re actually the one bringing up the drama (it was simply included as another reason jokingly)
In fact, exactly how much gayer is proportional to the distance away from the nearest chic-fil-a. This is given by the formula gayness = distance × (4.78 × 10⁶ Γ/m).
just eat at burg-fil-o instead
hey