lily — 3/23/2023, 11:19:06 PM

chic-fil-a fans when you can just eat chicken at home (it's tastier, healthier, and gayer)

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mef:

just eat at burg-fil-o instead

3/24/2023, 12:03:39 PM
burg-fil-o:

hey

3/24/2023, 1:46:38 PM
silly:

every chick-fil-a stan and homophobe has latched on to your location 

but fr

3/24/2023, 7:42:04 AM
micahlt:

Me when you bring up the Chick-fil-A drama again for absolutely no reason not to cause controversy

3/24/2023, 6:48:25 AM
silly:

me when you’re actually the one bringing up the drama (it was simply included as another reason jokingly)

3/24/2023, 7:41:38 AM
portalpower:

Fr, chick-fil-a isn’t even that good.

3/24/2023, 1:36:11 AM
pkmnq:

In fact, exactly how much gayer is proportional to the distance away from the nearest chic-fil-a. This is given by the formula gayness = distance × (4.78 × 10⁶ Γ/m).

3/24/2023, 12:17:53 AM
grippins:

10 feet per mile squared

3/24/2023, 2:59:41 AM
lily:

i love how you made the unit for gayness capital cyrillic ge

3/24/2023, 3:24:44 PM
pkmnq:

i thought i used the greek one but they are both very cool letters and way better than latin capital G

3/24/2023, 3:27:07 PM
lily:

oh yeah the greek one looks similar to the cyrillic one and i mixed them up lol

and yeah they look better than latin G

3/24/2023, 3:28:36 PM
grippins:

fr

3/23/2023, 11:42:34 PM