My profile picture on Discord is the gigachad. 

There is extensive backstory, but I don’t care. I’ve kept for so long because I thoroughly enjoy the discourse people get themselves into by targeting me.

You see, by making my profile picture the purest form of compensation by insecure men, I give my interlocutor an immediate impression of myself. An impression that the worst of people love to exploit.

I am a person who speaks my mind. I am also a professional troll. This combination is extraordinarily powerful, especially if I give myself the tools to garner an entertaining response. My profile picture is just that. A tool.

People say there is something wrong with me. They don’t need to keep telling me. I already know.