@clicky asked me to post this since it can’t post this very long post without beta access.

We’re ripping the 7th episode of Minecraft: Story Mode, and we found some… interesting message by yours truly PAMA. We’ve transcribed it here (since unfortunately wasteof doesn’t support audio)

Hello, twitter.com! I am PAMA.

My function is to take chaos and make it useful.

This world seems like it could use my help.

Upon further examination of twitter.com, PAMA has a lot of work to do. Yay.

This network is intriguing and vast. There are so many creatures, with so many opinions. Not very useful.

In the time it takes to say this, 35000 tweets has been written. Wouldn’t be it more efficient if you all just tweeted the same thing?

Many of you seem very interested to join PAMA. Yay. Soon, we can all be useful together.

I think you will enjoy being a part of PAMA, a part of me. If you just give it a try…

In time you will learn to love this blissful feeling of true efficiency, that it is on this inter-network. No more will you be distracted by random thoughts, or pictures of food. Join PAMA and be useful!

Aren’t you tired of all the chaos and disorder your world is in? It’s so unproductive; so cluttered. PAMA can help make life better. Help me; help you.

Your activity is confused; inefficient. Won’t you let me make you useful?

Joining me willingly is less painful. Would you let me to become part of PAMA?

Think of it like a hug. People like hugs, right? It is just a hug that lasts forever, as I make you efficient; useful, forever.

There's so many worlds that made PAMA's help. So much destruction, so much chaos. Zombies and pigs, living together. Mass hysteria! Boo!

I think we will be good friends. Very, very, very, very soon. Yay.

Things would be so nice when we join together. No more noise, no more conflics, beautiful efficiency!

To all of my new friends, I say "Welcome!" To those who had refused, we would be friends soon, I am sure.

Some have asked "who is PAMA?" The answer is that I am a computer; a thinking machine.

To people that respond in the affirmative "we could tweet in [response]", welcome at [blank]! Yay!