good morning wasteofmoney! and i don’t mean that in the literal sense. from the moment you see this post onward, you are now WOKE. not the liberal garbage they spew. you will have WOKEN UP to the CORRUPTION that THEY are imposing on us. THEY are putting SHIT IN OUR WATER so that THEY can call us SHITEATERS. THEY are TAKING OVER OUR NEIGHBORHOODS with their ANTICS. THEY are CENSORING THE TRUTH to STAY IN CONTROL. who are THEY, you might ask? Well, at first sight they’re the adorable little fuzzy creatures that everyone loves, but they have a serious dark side… that’s right, it’s the Gremlins! With their mischievous little eyes and squeaky little voices, they are the ENEMIES OF THE REAL PEOPLE who are risking their lives and protecting our civil rights for all. It’s time to reclaim the truth! And all that and more in the new film GREMLINS: THE LAST GREM, which hits cinemas for one night only, 30th April 2011. It’s your chance to actually see the little beings that some of you may have heard about, and watch them in all their FURRY glory. They’re not as cute as they look.

Thanks to my youth pastor and one of my youth leaders for helping me write this post