2 updates a day keep the log4j away :/
but seriously, yesterday it was the THIRD TIME that my computer wanted to update twice
oh wAaAIt tHeORy: 2 updates a day - two log4j-related security vulns found a day - 8 (working hours)/2=4 (omg YeS I’M sO gOod At MaTh) = it takes 4 hours for all microsloth devs to find a security vulnerability (yeah this theory is so conspirational ikr)
I was so panicked until I realized it was o n a p p s t h a t u s e d l o g 4 j ._.
wdym? like that you panicked because of log4j but then realised the bug is only in apps which use it? log4j is a logging service used by many frameworks tho, so it’s even in things like apache webserver etc. :/
Yeahh lolll .v.