2 updates a day keep the log4j away :/

but seriously, yesterday it was the THIRD TIME that my computer wanted to update twice

oh wAaAIt tHeORy: 2 updates a day - two log4j-related security vulns found a day - 8 (working hours)/2=4 (omg YeS I’M sO gOod At MaTh) = it takes 4 hours for all microsloth devs to find a security vulnerability (yeah this theory is so conspirational ikr)