gilbert189 — 10/28/2021, 8:40:05 AM

Let’s play a game of “Fortunately, Unfortunately“. Respond the previous post (the first comment below this post) by replying this post (not the previous post!)

I’ll start with: “I found this website.“

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zagle1772:

fortunately, there are ill-documented anti-zuckerburg measures built into the website

1/31/2024, 3:14:29 PM
donotforgetmycode:

unfortunately, he only realizes that after he already bought wasteof.money, so to encourage people to keep using it, he doesn’t tell anyone that he bought it and silently bans people who try to tell others that the website belongs to mark zuckerberg

1/31/2024, 2:32:11 PM
zagle1772:

fortunately, mark zuckerburg realizes that if he takes wasteof.money, the entire userbase will stop using it

1/18/2024, 2:10:33 PM
gilbert189:

Unfortunately, Mark did that so he himself can take wasteof.money

1/8/2024, 4:22:29 PM
asfsdgdfd:

Fortunately, Mark Zuckerberg fires that underling.

1/8/2024, 3:48:22 PM
zagle1772:

Unfortunately, one of Mark Zuckerberg’s underlings has threatened jeffalo to give meta wasteof.money

12/13/2023, 12:38:50 AM
mybearworld:

Fortunately, it was an unrelated gunfire in a video game, and Jeffalo has already renamed it to wasteof.money, so AI Elon Musk’s statement didn’t make sense, and was therefore caught as being AI.

11/12/2023, 4:07:50 PM
pkmnq:

Unfortunately, an AI clone of Elon Musk that everyone thinks is the real Elon Musk for some reason makes a statement saying “I did not authorize jeffalo to have x.money” and then the gunfire started

11/12/2023, 3:13:36 PM
radi8:

fortunately, Elon Musk gives it back to jeffalo because he wasted his money on it

11/12/2023, 3:09:36 PM
fortris:

Unfortunately, Jeffalo, whilst running away from the prison turned AWS office, has been stuck in prison for so long that Elon Musk has bought wasteof.money and changed it’s name to x.​money

11/12/2023, 1:43:48 PM
jeffalo:

jeffalo escaped. but the prison explodes, and is turned into an aws office.

11/12/2023, 12:33:06 PM
gilbert189:

:O such a honor to have you here

unfortunately that’s not quite an appropriate answer but it’s okay I guess

11/12/2023, 1:35:22 PM
bwah:

Unfortunately, the cameras were replaced with the best in the market and jeffalo is captured once more

11/12/2023, 3:52:21 AM
june_:

fortunately, it’s 2pm on a wednesday

11/9/2023, 2:40:07 PM
yippymishy:

unfortunately, they only glitch on wednesdays from 9:17AM to 3:29PM

11/5/2023, 12:11:29 AM
bwah:

Fortunately, those cameras are dollar-store quality and glitch a lot

11/3/2023, 9:25:23 PM