Unfortunately, neither jeffalo nor Zuckerberg know this

Fortunately, this new reality is indistinguishable from the old one

unfortunately, the dream hasn't ended and will continue on forever, effectively acting as the new reality

fortunately, this was a dream

Unfortunately, the city can no longer afford to maintain their sewer system because of car-dependent suburbia

fortunately, the city in question is very good at seperating the sewage from the water supply, so nothing happens

unfortunately, the parasite ended up infecting the sewage systems

fortunately, the cat brushed his teeth, and spat the parasite out

Unfortunately, the parasite mutated

Fortunately, the cat was very good at being alive and wasnt affected by the parasite

Unfortunately, the rat had a parasite and attached to the cat’s mouth to reproduce

Fortunately, the cat was allergic and spat out the rat

Unfortunately, the rat got eaten by a cat and the rain continued.

Fortunately, a rat ate all of the cheese and the rain stopped.

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that the raining cheese came from the moon