there’s a horse in aisle five
my house is filled with traps
skibidi goon
there’s a horse in aisle five
my house is filled with traps
thank you youtube for being so stupid that i could make this post and get 14 likes and 3 reblogs
/j
CLIPPIES UNITE
bro i didnt expect this clippy thing to actually catch on this much
CLIPPIES UNITE
bro i didnt expect this clippy thing to actually catch on this much
Check out the featured picture on Wikipedia for today
https://chng.it/ScpJthjJ47
lwk wikipedia is so based for saying that they will just leave the UK behind rather than follow their inane regulations
wait i remembered it
scientists recently found extremely high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in the water supply
i had something funny to post but i forgot it
say it with me everyone…
GOVERNMENT DRONE
pigeons are the cutest birds ever i will die on this hill
covfefe
Have 🧍♂️ you🫵 ever 🕰 played 🕹 Blox 🧩 Fruits 🍉 with 🤝 your🫵 life ❤️ on 🕳 the 🧱 line 🎯 while ⏳ having 🤲 a 🔢 BUNCH 📦 of 📥 mangoes 🥭 in 🧊 your🫵 mouth 👄. Well 🧏♂️ this 🧣 is 🪪 called 🧾 Dark 🌑 Mango 🥭 Psychology 🧠, now 🕰 in 🕳 Dark 🌑 Mango 🥭 Psychology 🧠 you🫵 realize 💡 the 🧱 mangoes 🥭 ain’t 🚫 just 🪞 your🫵 normal 📏 mangoes 🥭 they ⚔️ are 🧨 DARK 🌑. And ➕ when 🕰 you🫵 eat 🍽 a 🔢 mango 🥭, you🫵 realize 💡 that 🔎 the 🧱 serotonin 🔬 inside 🫀 of 📥 the 🧱 mangos 🥭 go 🏃 all 🧿 the 🧱 way 🛤 to 🎯 your🫵 brain 🧠. And ➕ then 🔜 when 🕰 it 📍 enters 🚪 your🫵 brain 🧠 and ➕ reaches 🎣 the 🧱 membrane 🧫, it 📍 activates 🧨 something 🧊 inside 🫀 of 📥 you🫵. You🫵 start 🚦 to 🎯 look 👀 at 📍 people 🧍 like 🧊 seeds 🌱, seeds 🌱 waiting ⏳ to 🎯 get 🎁 sprouted 🌿. Seeds 🌱 waiting ⏳ to 🎯 enter 🚪 your🫵 stomach 🍲. And ➕ when 🕰 that 🔎 happens 🧨, you🫵 realize 💡 that 🔎 you🫵 ’re 📍 somewhere 🕸 deep 🌊, somewhere 🕸 very 🧭 deep 🌊, somewhere 🕸 you🫵 don’t 🚫 want ❌ to 🎯 be 🧊. Wanna 🗣 guess ❓ what ❓ that 🔎 is 🪪? BLOX 🧩 FRUITS 🍉 SECOND 🧮 SEA 🌊
“a conlang is better than a poem because you can write poetry in a conlang”
- Colin Gorrie