3.18.24 || Breaking news: Everybody who says that they hate Skibidi Toilet and thinks it's trash, actually really likes and respects it as a valid web series. Yeah, I know, I was surprised the first time I read this news too, but I suppose it must be true that literally everybody who has seen Skibidi Toilet enjoys it.
3.17.23 || Somehow I can't tell if St. Patrick's Day being on a Sunday is better or worse than St. Patrick's Day being on a Friday.
2.8.24 || It's worth noting that anxiety prevents me from making a lot of poor decisions.
2.7.24 || Flashback to when my good friend somehow accidentally bought coffee beans. The problem? He doesn't even drink coffee! So he was thinking the natural solution would be to buy a coffee machine so he can use the coffee beans himself, until I had to stop him from buying it. (Not throw the beans away ... not give them away ... no, he almost spent money on a machine for something that he didn't like and would never use again.)
2.6.24 || I can't believe there exist people in real life — in college — who raise their hand to ask the teacher/professor if they forgot to assign homework.
2.5.24 || I wonder how many followers I would lose if I made a song with "skibidi rizz" in the lyrics.
2.4.24 || This is the greatest echo chamber of All Time. If you manage to change your views, and you discover how to leave and never return, then you are extremely powerful for escaping a dangerous and scary situation. ... It always frightens me when people behave in a manner that directly counters their goals and personality, and when the wrong people have the power. No, I am not talking about you. No, I am not talking about myself. No, I am not talking about them. I am talking about everybody.
2.3.24 || I used to be sad when I found out I was Gen Z and not a Millennial, but nowadays I'm pretty happy to identify myself as part of Gen Z.
2.2.24 || The trajectory of my character growth resembles the complex function t ↦ e^(it) as t → ∞.
1.31.24 || Y'know, ... If the government made it illegal to create AI-generated content, that wouldn't really be all that bad.
1.29.24 || Free speech is [word]. (At the moment, I'm not sure if [word] should be "misunderstood" or "overrated," or both.) Unrelated: I have discovered that one of my hobbies is [phrase]. (At the moment, I'm not sure if [phrase] should be "traveling" or "spending money like I'm rich," or both.)
1.27.24 || The worst part about getting your taxes done early is that you can't look forward to doing them anymore.
1.26.24 || "Pfft, you play Nintendo games? Nintendo games are for babies ... and me!"
1.25.24 || Why do I excitedly try to get as much free water at a restaurant as possible when I can already get free water at home?
1.22.24 || I tried star fruit (carambola) for the first time today, and it was fantastic! I will tell all my friends about it.