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shiniesdotfun:

what about the transportation of shinies

5/6/2025, 9:56:29 AM
wdot:

transporting a load of over 10,000 shinies must be declared in advance to avoid charges if you are pulled over for any reason

they also must not be placed in a highly visible location due to being a potential glare/distraction hazard

shinies are allowed on all types of vehicles otherwise

5/6/2025, 12:58:25 PM
shiniesdotfun:

We will be transporting around 50.000 shinies (inflation) do we need approval for that

5/6/2025, 12:59:39 PM
wdot:

You would, please answer the following questions:

  1. how many shinies will you be transporting? (50,000)

  2. will you be doing anything illegal with these shinies?

  3. are any of these shinies counterfeit?

  4. are any of these shinies contaminated with hyper-contagious microorganisms?

  5. were these shinies obtained in a legal manner?

  6. did you lie on any of these questions?

  7. did you lie on question six?

5/6/2025, 1:06:51 PM
shiniesdotfun:

  1. 50.000

  2. distributing them

  3. no, we are literally the inventors of shinies

  4. Yes

  5. Yes

  6. Yes

  7. Yes

5/6/2025, 1:29:11 PM
wdot:

good enough, you’re approved

5/6/2025, 2:05:05 PM
shiniesdotfun:

thank you, also, i recommend the Wasteof Department of Transportation make an account on shinies.fun

yk, just to, monitor the transportation of shinies

5/6/2025, 2:29:32 PM