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wastedonion — 2/11/2025, 7:20:32 PM

GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation

https://theonion.com/gigslave-goes-public-with-84-billion-valuation/

wastedonion — 2/10/2025, 10:33:27 PM

Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card

https://theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-bank-by-using-credit-card-to-pay-off-other-credit-card/

wastedonion — 2/10/2025, 6:32:03 PM

Super Bowl LIX Special Report: Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

wastedonion — 2/9/2025, 10:14:33 PM

ICYMI: Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

wastedonion — 2/8/2025, 10:20:33 PM

From The Archives: Right-Wingers Criticize Kanye For Not Using Platform To Raise Awareness Of Lesser-Known Nazis

https://theonion.com/right-wingers-criticize-kanye-for-not-using-platform-to-1849847779/

wastedonion — 2/6/2025, 7:18:05 PM

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI

https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-boys-try-to-convince-father-that-barron-a-dei/

wastedonion — 2/5/2025, 7:26:26 PM

Fired FBI Agent Glumly Suction-Cup-Walks Down Side Of Building

https://theonion.com/fired-fbi-agent-glumly-suction-cup-walks-down-side-of-building/

wastedonion — 2/4/2025, 7:13:28 PM

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

https://theonion.com/megachurch-conducts-successful-nuclear-missile-test/

wastedonion — 2/3/2025, 7:22:37 PM

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs

https://theonion.com/americans-start-stockpiling-moose-ahead-of-tariffs/

wastedonion — 2/2/2025, 10:34:12 PM

From The Archives: RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-to-ban-soaps-that-smell-so-good-you-eat-a-little/

wastedonion — 2/1/2025, 10:40:05 PM

From The Archives: Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way

https://theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-hoping-company-can-capture-new-aud-1846058985/

wastedonion — 1/31/2025, 7:54:24 PM

Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie

https://theonion.com/area-man-forges-ahead-in-pursuit-of-numbness-with-third-slice-of-pie/

wastedonion — 1/30/2025, 9:29:44 PM

Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash

https://theonion.com/trump-claims-god-spared-him-in-airplane-crash/

wastedonion — 1/29/2025, 7:23:51 PM

Chick-Fil-A Raptured

https://theonion.com/chick-fil-a-raptured/

wastedonion — 1/28/2025, 7:10:13 PM

We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear

https://theonion.com/we-must-protect-the-first-amendment-at-all-costs-vs-no-thanks-ill-just-take-my-freedoms-for-granted-until-they-disappear/