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toaks β€” 3/31/2024, 4:46:26 AM

I was going to post Danny Devito heron but I have something else weighing on me before funny drawing

I have a good friend who I like and want to ask out/to be my gf but I'm worried about ruining our friendship, especially over summer. She's going to go to a different school after summer and then I have no idea what's going to happen :((( I don't know what to do

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toaks β€” 3/30/2024, 10:01:04 PM

Can confirm. Laser do, indeed, go brrr

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mef β€” 3/30/2024, 7:23:32 PM

hehe laser cannon go BRRR

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toaks β€” 3/30/2024, 4:48:47 AM

How have I survived a helldive on the Creek but I struggle on medium bots still 😭😭😭

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toaks β€” 3/30/2024, 2:39:30 AM

It works btw. My Google phone won't uninstall YouTube though

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toaks β€” 3/29/2024, 4:19:45 AM

Screen time is too high, time to uninstall every app πŸ‘

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toaks β€” 3/29/2024, 4:19:45 AM

Screen time is too high, time to uninstall every app πŸ‘

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toaks β€” 3/29/2024, 2:54:22 AM

I swear my mom has 500 ping the way she responds to questions πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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toaks β€” 3/28/2024, 5:42:05 AM

Nighty night

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toaks β€” 3/27/2024, 11:50:31 PM

Was driving, now just shaking with anxiety (was on roads this time) (it was easier than expected) (not shaking really)

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toaks β€” 3/27/2024, 3:14:52 AM

Hahaha what.

I don't think I have that but I already have amblyopia...

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burrito β€” 3/27/2024, 2:18:47 AM

So apparently the constant staticky background to your entire field of vision isn’t a thing everyone has and it’s just something called visual snow??? I swear I need to stop accidentally discovering that things I’ve had my entire life are actually incurable chronic conditions cause this happened with the tinnitus too

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toaks β€” 3/26/2024, 10:31:32 PM

Gonna go driving for the first time :3

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toaks β€” 3/26/2024, 4:05:49 AM

So my friend got 28 hours of playtime in Helldivers 2 in 2 days...

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toaks β€” 3/25/2024, 11:16:18 PM

This was by and far the most intense mission I have gone on. I'm glad to have my squadron at my side.

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ministry_of_truth β€” 3/25/2024, 11:15:22 PM

Citizens of Super Earth, we would like to highlight the achievements of another helldiver today. Our in-house helldiver, Chief @toaks, and his squadron composed of Space Cadet bread overlord, Marshal breadmed, and Admiral dominatator have achieved a massive blow to our automaton enemies.

Successfully completing a β€œhelldive" onto Malevelon Creek, these brave helldivers took down hundreds of bots and critical points of interest before extracting with every member of the squad. Your commitment to Super Earth will not be forgotten.

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toaks β€” 3/25/2024, 5:06:45 PM

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ministry_of_truth β€” 3/25/2024, 4:25:14 PM

Citizens of Super Earth β€”

Today we would like to highlight the valiant efforts of helldiver skull admiral "Sarge," who has managed to take down legions of robots on Malevelon Creek without a squad.

youtu.be/Bu7shOTZrJ4

This helldiver is a prime example of what every helldiver should live up to. For Super Earth!

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toaks β€” 3/25/2024, 4:24:56 AM

Reposting to spread democracy

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ministry_of_truth β€” 3/25/2024, 2:56:45 AM

Remember: a dead bug is a good bug!

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toaks β€” 3/24/2024, 10:47:22 PM

@ministry_of_truth

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toaks β€” 3/24/2024, 9:36:15 PM

The urge to make an alternative account to provide updates to the citizens of super earth πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…

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toaks β€” 3/24/2024, 6:28:19 PM

SUICIDE MISSION HELLDIVERS 2 IS CRAZY πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…

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