The real blender guy
Ratio, it's a good song
I managed to skip Two Wuv by Tally Hall (one of the worst tallyhall songs in my opinion) in about 1.5 seconds yesterday. That’s 1.5 seconds to recognise the song, turn on my phone (which was off but already in my hand) and click skip. I’ve had a lot of practice but that’s my personal record.
Battlefront 2 the goat?? I missed out when I asked for battlefront 2 years ago and got the old one for PS2
Sloplive mentioned (peak)
tomorrow:
“welcome back to sloplive. today’s slopic: twitter is at it again. if you don’t know, the game “deltarune” recently released after years of waiting, and it features this character named “tenna”. naturally, twitter, being twitter, created a cryptocurrency themed around said character. it reached a peak value of X before quickly dropping down to Y, and in total like three people total became rich out of the coin. at the end of the day, i don’t really care about this, and neither do you. thanks…
…for slopping by.”
Some idiots on Twitter made a cryptocurrency scam themed around the DELTARUNE character “Tenna”… and they don’t even know what he looks like
It would be fun, I can see this being cool
should I start writing again? it’d probably be shorter and maybe about once a week or something but it was kinda fun interviewing people
then again, I don’t have an election going on to write about now lol
if I get ten likes I’ll post again and maybe do it again after that, no guarantees though.
Remember, there is often a deep connection between improper caloric intake and bad moods
Citation: me (trust me bro)
"what are the three types of weather?" - my little brother
"Night and day" - my sister
I'm suffering from success 💔
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Wasted Onion CEO: ‘Are We Not Important Enough To Get Spam Mentions On Wasteof?’
disable user registration before it go worse
I lied earlier wastedonion and dubstep are the only good brand accounts
By The Wasted Onion: The Wasted Onion Announces Newspaper That Will Be Available Everywhere Except Exactly Where You Live
ST. ANDREWS, SCOTLAND—Celebrating the achievement of reaching two hundred posts on its wasteof account, The Wasted Onion has announced a newspaper that will be available around the globe except for your exact geographical location. “As we stand here celebrating the momentous milestone of 200 posts to our wasteof account, which has garnered a combined count of over 7.8 trillion views, we are also excited to announce our latest offering, The Wasted Onion newspaper. Yes, paper, something you can hold in your sweaty peasant hands; starting tomorrow. Except for you, dear reader, you will unfortunately be unable to find our newspaper wherever you are located,” said CEO Clef Bozos outside the news organisation's ebola chocolate factory. “Our inability to provide the newspaper to your location is due to a myriad of reasons, such as delivery complications to local stores around your geographical area, to the fact that we found out you haven’t likely ever read a newspaper in your goddamn life, and also because you just give us creepy vibes and we’re scared of what you’d do with our paper.” At press time, Mr. Bozos assured that The Wasted Onion would make up for its inability to provide its newspaper to your specific location by continuing its onslaught of posting the harsh light of truth to its wasteof profile, no matter how much you beg for it to stop.
