this is the future of an illusion
“seek help from the thing we used to replace you”
this isn’t just a disturbing universe, it’s just depressing
WE LIVE IN THE WORST TIMELINE
https://www.theverge.com/news/698468/xbox-exec-reccommends-ai-to-laid-off-staff
i confess that i never used the little case or the wrist strap for the wii remote and i only learned that you needed them when i was playing sonic unleashed, was flailing my arms around like a fucking manic, and wound up tossing the controller right into my face
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: now it’s a bunch of UNIDENTIFIED AVIANS doing it
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: the tallying duties have now been handed to the AMBIGUOUS MATTER ENTITY by order of the a
turns out it’s cherry koolaid that doesn’t have enough sugar in it
going to drink some of whatever’s in that weird pitcher in the fridge
going to drink some of whatever’s in that weird pitcher in the fridge
wordpress works well when it’s not acting as the frontend and thus not stuffed with plugins
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: the tallying duties have now been handed to the AMBIGUOUS MATTER ENTITY by order of the a
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: where the fuck am i
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: i am being blackmailed
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE: the whole fucking building is gone now
ELECTION UPDATE: The Machine Oracle has fucking died trying to do the Macarena. Election tallying duties have been passed to 8 fennec foxes in a trenchcoat.
after getting through MOTHER and EarthBound, i spun up my old copy of Pokemon X, and i can’t help but feel Pokemon is more forgiving than most RPGs usually are
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: i am being blackmailed
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE: the whole fucking building is gone now
ELECTION UPDATE: The Machine Oracle has fucking died trying to do the Macarena. Election tallying duties have been passed to 8 fennec foxes in a trenchcoat.
