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theglasspenguin — 2/10/2022, 6:50:40 PM

I have just fallen down the “The Order of The Stick” hole.

I have gone through 344 comics in about 2 weeks.

Send help.

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theglasspenguin — 2/8/2022, 4:43:25 PM

I found my old tablet in the attic yesterday, and I have just rediscovered “Draw A Stickman”.

That game is freaking awesome.

(and in case you’re wondering, this is it: https://drawastickman.com/epic1 )

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theglasspenguin — 2/6/2022, 8:55:39 PM

I just performed a WordPress rollback on my website and updated my theme to a better one. Let me know if there are any issues

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theglasspenguin — 2/5/2022, 8:58:11 PM

I literally forgot that my website’s SSL certificate expired yesterday 😬

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theglasspenguin — 2/3/2022, 7:49:07 PM

I have finally finished PE for the year.

Thank god that’s over.

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theglasspenguin — 1/27/2022, 11:42:40 PM

I decided to drop in on my school’s coding club yesterday.

All we learned was how to make sprites move around, make them play sounds, and use the Say block in Scratch.

And then we made a project “demonstrating what we had learned” (translation: make an incredibly stupid and generic story thing which you’d expect a three-year-old to make). At that point, I just typed “about:inducebrowsercrashforrealz” into the browser and left.

Heck, most of the people in there were freaking using TypeScript and Python instead of Scratch.

Like, do they think we're idiots?

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theglasspenguin — 1/25/2022, 6:00:06 PM

I just got a phone call that told me that my car’s extended warranty was expired.

I’m in middle school and I don’t even have a driver’s license.

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theglasspenguin — 1/25/2022, 5:41:12 PM

I hate this pandemic

every time it looks like it’s nearly over and we’re going to be able to go back to normalcy

some new variant pops up

and the tunnel gets longer than before.

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theglasspenguin — 1/24/2022, 6:09:37 PM

i just exist

https://theglasspenguin.42web.io/

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theglasspenguin — 1/24/2022, 6:07:58 PM

Have you ever been in a situation where the overall mood is serious and you just can’t stop thinking of memes?

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theglasspenguin — 1/23/2022, 5:58:04 PM

What the heck is wrong with cubeupload? Like some images show, and others don’t. The website appears to be functioning correctly.

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theglasspenguin — 1/13/2022, 10:23:49 PM

I hate grammerly now

why do we have to sign in to use the extension

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theglasspenguin — 1/11/2022, 8:02:27 PM

I really hate school chromebooks now.

They blocked Wikipedia. And then Outlook.com.

Pretty soon they’ll block Blackboard.

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theglasspenguin — 1/10/2022, 5:59:35 PM

I walk in to my history class this morning and on the whiteboard is an image of the American Revolution but with Star Wars lightsabers and characters photoshopped on to it. They are really trying.

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theglasspenguin — 1/10/2022, 5:58:29 PM
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ratio — 1/10/2022, 5:43:41 PM

how to escape school

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