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theglasspenguin — 9/23/2022, 3:33:02 PM

good luck

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grippins — 9/23/2022, 3:31:58 PM

update: today is the day

things are looking pretty good so far i think i can manage this

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grippins — 9/23/2022, 1:08:26 AM

Today I got in trouble for swearing at school. Instantly that's a bit absurd, given that I was just talking among friends. Thing is, they're going to make me sit at a table with a supervisor and discuss this. But I'm not going to do that. I'm going to dispute this, because I actually have what I think is the perfect plan to argue against this punishment. Wish me luck

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theglasspenguin — 9/23/2022, 3:19:40 PM

i have a timer set that counts down until school ends for the day so i know how long i have left until i go home

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theglasspenguin — 9/23/2022, 2:52:41 PM

says the apple fanperson who knows nothing about google devices

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oren — 9/22/2022, 7:41:04 PM

The Google pixel watch is a great smartwatch... for 2014

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theglasspenguin — 9/22/2022, 10:29:37 PM

yay i have a new phone

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theglasspenguin — 9/22/2022, 2:52:07 AM

imagine joining your friend’s minecraft server to find your house flooded with foxes

because that’s what just happened to me

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theglasspenguin — 9/21/2022, 3:11:00 PM

RULES:

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theglasspenguin — 9/19/2022, 10:48:17 PM

i just added a plugin to my site that lets me import data from json apis and display them neatly in paragraph blocks with a shortcode

what should i do with it

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theglasspenguin — 9/19/2022, 5:05:23 PM

what? i do it all the time. sure as heck easier to get past the teachers than a phone

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oren — 9/19/2022, 4:29:02 PM

Imagine having a computer in class

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theglasspenguin — 9/19/2022, 4:08:38 PM

same

thankfully i have mastered the art of alt-tab

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ratio — 9/19/2022, 3:58:42 PM

teacher almost caught me

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theglasspenguin — 9/19/2022, 4:08:38 PM

same

thankfully i have mastered the art of alt-tab

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ratio — 9/19/2022, 3:58:42 PM

teacher almost caught me

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theglasspenguin — 9/19/2022, 3:08:50 PM

same

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ratio — 9/19/2022, 2:14:41 PM

posting in class rn

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theglasspenguin — 9/18/2022, 1:14:29 AM

so i’m getting a new phone to replace my iphone 6s with a shit battery that’s on it’s way out

my first major issue is getting my stuff over without icloud because i don’t have an account there

and itunes running under wine on linux just won’t recognize the phone despite the fact that the phone is plugged in and turned on

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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theglasspenguin — 9/17/2022, 6:06:13 PM

good thing i’m not going there for an iphone

in fact i’m not going there at all

because apple products suck

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oren — 9/17/2022, 12:09:51 PM

We're going to an Apple store, on a Saturday, the day after a new iPhone released. It's gonna be freaking crowded

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theglasspenguin — 9/17/2022, 5:14:00 PM

terraria is 2d minecraft

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silly — 9/17/2022, 8:20:51 AM

Minecraft is just 3d terraria

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theglasspenguin — 9/17/2022, 12:49:01 AM

https://ocular-rewritten.jeffalo.net/topic/592875

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theglasspenguin — 9/15/2022, 4:45:44 PM

i have fun giving craiyon random quotes from people on the internet and seeing what it makes

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