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theglasspenguin — 5/4/2023, 12:56:49 AM

same here

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dertermenter — 5/3/2023, 9:13:58 PM

I’ve had 2 cups of milk (heated) every day since 3 years old, 1 in the morning, 1 at night.

I’m now 15 and never broken a bone.

Anyone else in the milk gang with me and @oren?

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oren — 5/3/2023, 4:59:42 PM

I drink whole milk as my main drink and I've never broken a bone

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theglasspenguin — 5/2/2023, 3:41:13 AM

ohhh, ohhhh, OHHHHH SHIT I DROPPED MY STYLUS

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pkmnq — 5/2/2023, 1:12:55 AM

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theglasspenguin — 4/26/2023, 3:42:27 PM

i don’t really care about politics but sometimes it can be pretty damn funny

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burrito — 4/26/2023, 11:34:46 AM

No honey the dark brandon t shirt stays on during sex

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theglasspenguin — 4/25/2023, 5:14:55 PM

…so many…in fact too many to list here (i’d hit the character limit a thousand times over)

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dertermenter — 4/25/2023, 2:54:34 PM

What are words more cringe than “scratch”? (a lot find it cringe, so what words are even more cringe?)

Current words suggested by users: Bussin, Robux, Fortnite, fam, UwU, homie, discord, Ohio, brudder

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theglasspenguin — 4/23/2023, 3:54:28 AM

“I like your sleeves.”

i watched that movie a while back and honestly it was funny

i still laughed more at the monty python movies tho

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oren — 4/22/2023, 11:53:52 PM

I am watching Napoleon Dynamite right now

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theglasspenguin — 4/21/2023, 7:13:02 PM

HOT TAKE: not everything needs a premium subscription.

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theglasspenguin — 4/20/2023, 4:58:08 PM

y e s

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theglasspenguin — 4/18/2023, 5:58:45 PM

ratio

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silly — 4/18/2023, 5:46:05 PM

ratio

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dertermenter — 4/18/2023, 5:18:16 PM

food hot take #4: pickles don’t belong in burgers as they are rank, I don’t care if they add “acid” to the burger.

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theglasspenguin — 4/18/2023, 5:32:21 PM
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dertermenter — 4/18/2023, 5:18:16 PM

food hot take #4: pickles don’t belong in burgers as they are rank, I don’t care if they add “acid” to the burger.

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theglasspenguin — 4/16/2023, 8:58:18 PM

no

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dertermenter — 4/16/2023, 8:26:35 PM

Am I the only person on wasteof who hasn’t seen the Mario move?

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theglasspenguin — 4/14/2023, 3:23:04 AM

all good on this side :thumbs up since this computer doesn’t have any form of emoji:

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theglasspenguin — 4/10/2023, 7:04:22 PM

who actually uses the expand from center mode when selecting things in an image editor?

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theglasspenguin — 4/9/2023, 3:44:22 AM

i just got back from a trip

since my computer is a desktop i couldn't bring it, so i used a tablet for my internet activities

now that i'm back, i can use the computer now

for the first 5 minutes using the mouse and keyboard felt weird

like i was just learning but already knew how to use it

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theglasspenguin — 4/6/2023, 11:09:17 PM

any website that gives you pop ups to download some app, use an account, enable desktop notifs or turn off your ad blocker deserve to die

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theglasspenguin — 4/4/2023, 6:33:39 PM

*nods in agreement*

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dertermenter — 4/4/2023, 12:03:34 PM

Hot take: Whipped cream is bad. It doesn’t even taste of anything. You’re eating unhealthy for no compensation in the flavour.

Surely people agree with me on this one, or will another ratio come?

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