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theglasspenguin — 10/1/2023, 6:59:23 PM
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silly — 9/30/2023, 2:09:48 AM

modern windows but it looks like windows XP and isnt jank and/or paid + has a cool ass pink theme 👉👈

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theglasspenguin — 10/1/2023, 2:30:31 AM

my brain sure does like trying to make something out of nonsense

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theglasspenguin — 9/29/2023, 7:33:16 PM
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tallpeter — 9/29/2023, 6:25:55 PM

if r/showerthoughts has a million haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1000 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 10 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1 hater, i am that hater

if r/showerthoughts has 0 haters, i am dead.

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theglasspenguin — 9/29/2023, 2:41:37 PM

this but basically every ‘essay’ i’ve ever written

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silly — 9/29/2023, 2:22:39 PM

history essay but instead of analytical paragraphs it’s an unstructured autistic infodump

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theglasspenguin — 9/29/2023, 2:14:05 PM

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esben — 9/29/2023, 6:05:44 AM

Another day, waking up, going on my laptop, and being disappointed that the wasteof slander hasn’t been released. @human release it plssssssssss

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theglasspenguin — 9/28/2023, 6:35:27 PM

something in my head still wants to me to join twitter

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random-posts — 9/28/2023, 12:39:34 PM

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late — 6/3/2022, 4:58:43 AM
Twitter™️©️1953 (🤮) is superior to garbage (🗑️)
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theglasspenguin — 9/25/2023, 3:39:30 AM

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theglasspenguin — 9/20/2023, 8:47:53 PM

class is in session

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theglasspenguin — 9/18/2023, 7:02:45 PM

somehow i look at a good-looking color palate and my brain just releases the happy chemicals

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theglasspenguin — 9/18/2023, 3:02:28 PM

[shift]

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[beep]

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theglasspenguin — 9/15/2023, 6:54:48 PM

polymascot formulase

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theglasspenguin — 9/15/2023, 2:03:25 PM

current brain status:

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theglasspenguin — 9/14/2023, 7:54:33 PM
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theglasspenguin — 9/14/2023, 2:11:58 PM

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theglasspenguin — 9/21/2022, 3:11:00 PM

RULES:

  • Try

  • really

  • hard

  • not

  • to

  • suck

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theglasspenguin — 9/14/2023, 3:46:21 AM

punchline

there is no punchline

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