theglasspenguin beta

theglasspenguin — 4/27/2025, 3:10:31 AM

i’m still getting mileage out of my 3ds (especially with homebrew emulators)

theglasspenguin — 4/26/2025, 8:28:34 PM

we lost a lot when we, as a society, decided to move away from physical media

theglasspenguin — 4/24/2025, 3:41:09 PM

5 years ago today, i made either the best choice or the greatest fucking mistake in my life:

theglasspenguin — 4/24/2025, 2:09:14 AM

i think we were perfectly fine with the simulation’s old writers, there really wasn’t a need to replace the old ones, ESPECIALLY with The Onion’s writers

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kiwi — 4/24/2025, 1:24:32 AM

i thought the onion was supposed to be satire

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wastedonion — 4/17/2025, 9:47:22 PM

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/

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theglasspenguin — 4/23/2025, 10:56:40 PM

i’ve been holding off on updating to fedora 42, mostly since i’m trying to wait for it to get patched “a bit” but i haven’t defined what “a bit” is

theglasspenguin — 4/23/2025, 4:02:47 PM

your death will be very painful

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pkmnq — 4/23/2025, 1:38:14 PM

my new favorite way to write an if statement

for (var i = someBool.toString().length; i < 5; i++) {
  // do stuff if its true
  i++
}
for (; i < 6; i++) {
  // do stuff if its false
}

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theglasspenguin — 4/18/2025, 9:14:33 PM

i like weird operating systems

theglasspenguin — 4/17/2025, 2:58:11 AM

that euphoric feeling when you find a project that is perfectly you-coded

theglasspenguin — 4/13/2025, 7:19:49 PM

going to complete black mesa again for the nth time

theglasspenguin — 4/9/2025, 4:58:41 PM

i love missing all of my morning classes to go to a forced “college and career fair”