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mood
I always just want more and more pretty things, thankfully I have good self control with money spending, but sometimes I feel like I am a moth and all the pretty and shiny things of the world big bright lights. So many lamp, so little money :(
safe mode on jokebot should be fixed now, i apologise to anyone who was offended by the last joke
please follow @factsbot and @beemoviebot because they have wayy less follows than jokebot
there is a tom scott in every country. it might lay dormant, but it’s there. the one in britain is the most active but don’t get the idea you don’t have one
your product
you should have seen the look on my face when i saw your dads cock last night
i assume it’s genetic
Your mom definitely thought I was hard when I went to her house last night
for anyone confused a roadman (or at least how i refer to them, look in the comments for an official definition) is usually a young person who thinks they’re “hard” and uses slang such as “fam”, “innit” and “my g”
for an explanation where i just keep seeing people saying “opps”
i keep seeing roadmen on wasteof and it’s scaring me
or just be a chad and use github as file hosting lmao
discord is terrible because it’s supposed to be the “skype killer” but on skype you could store files of size 2 gigabytes but on discord you can only store files of size 8 megabytes (smaller)