lilys cute || pfp drawn by @marlolikesfrogs || she/her
wearing headphones in public can be scary bc i don’t waht this random cishet boy wearing a black puffy coat to judge me for listening to popipo
can you even sleep properly if you don’t have a million red blinky lights in ur room
“every phone that comes out is the same as the year before”
ok? do you want your phone to be star shaped or something?
dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons
(no i havent swapped acoounts with mef, i think he might have crawled into my ear when i was sleeping)
QUICK OWEN HAS INFECTED DERTER IMMEDIATE QUARRENTINE
Ok guys story time
Alright, so imagine this dope scene - the sun's dipping low, and we're all just kicking back in the backyard, feeling those good vibes. And outta nowhere, I decide to unleash a tsunami of "Joe Mama" jokes on my crew. Like, I hit 'em with classics like, "Guess who I ran into at the store? Joe Mama!" and everyone's cracking up. Then, one of my buddies fires back with, "Who's the coolest mom in town? Joe Mama!" We were on a roll, and the whole night turned into a "Joe Mama" battle royale. “Whos’s mom died of a stroke due to her extreme obesity? Joe mama!” See, it was hilarious! We were slinging these dark, ridiculous jokes left and right, and it was straight-up hilarious chaos. “Whose mom is an alcoholic? Joe Mama! That night, "Joe Mama" became our secret language of laughter, and you know what? It's one of those memories we still bust out and laugh about whenever we need a pick-me-up.
is my save just fucked or is the half life 25th update really buggy
together, we can master the future
@marlolikesfrogs drew my pfp :3
me becoming a metal fan is one of my funniest character developments
phineas and ferb bot
holy shit
as of last week ive been here two years and i completely forgot
this site is so cool tysm jeffalo <3
i haven’t cycled in a while right
so my stupid ass decides to get back into it with a 10KM (6.2 MILE) RIDE
it was fun as fuck tho
dysphoria fucking sucks :(
“ill get my dad to mod it”
said father proceeds to use the most outdated exploits and homebrew you’ve ever seen