Having 1 gay dad is far rarer than having 2 gay dads
Considering how much our gut affects our brain, food itself is psychoactive
Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant
Your dad didn’t love leftovers as much as you thought, he was just trying to stretch your family’s money.
Of fictional clowns, Ronald McDonald has a much higher body count than The Joker.
Being your own boss is great until you realize you're the one who has to make you show up to work
Due to smartphones, hardly anybody knows about Methylchloroisothiazolinone or sodium laureth sulfate anymore
There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on bc evolution didn’t favor it
Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves, and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.
Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.
There’s no practical difference between 3 urinals and 4
Wikipedia provides more good to the world for less than $8 a month
At some point quite recently, we all decided that kitchen aprons don't need to be a thing anymore
It’s more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early
Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.