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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/27/2023, 6:00:03 PM
We're nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they're walking... not if they're driving slow
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/26/2023, 6:00:03 PM
When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/25/2023, 6:00:03 PM
A likely reason there’s been no obvious super geniuses in recent years is that they all go into tech/finance instead of Nobel prize winning professions
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/24/2023, 6:00:02 PM
It's incredibly unlikely, but entirely possible for only males to be born for the next 100 years, wiping out the human race
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/23/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is as difficult as winning it.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/22/2023, 6:00:03 PM
kind of gross that we dont wash the inside of our shoes
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/21/2023, 6:00:03 PM
People who don't lock their doors at night feel safer than people who do lock their doors at night
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/20/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Dutch is the uncanny valley between English and German.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/19/2023, 6:32:42 PM
Pornographic sites are still trying to be profitable and have staff who attend boring business meetings about profitability and engagement
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/18/2023, 6:00:05 PM
Most microwaves go their entire lifetime without having all their buttons pushed.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/17/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Most animals have never burned the inside of their mouth.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/16/2023, 6:00:02 PM
UFC is a good confirmation that people will never fight like they do on movies and tv shows.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/15/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Considering how predictable it is, it's amazing how curious we are to see other people naked.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/14/2023, 6:00:02 PM
All the water you save in a lifetime will be used as if it were nothing by a company that uses water
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/13/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Insurance is a lottery that everyone plays, but only the unlucky wins.
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