Pooping your pants is an experience that is unique to the human species
99.99% of animals will never have a single hot meal while humans have evolved to the point of complaining to other humans if their meal isn't the correct temperature.
People are impressed by the uniqueness of snowflakes but potatoes are equally unique and no one cares.
ChatGPT confidently presenting false information as true and making up statistics is its most human trait yet
The percentage of duct tape used on ducts is likely very close to zero.
You can be good at something without liking it.
When children have imaginary friends it’s seen as cute. But when adults do it’s seen as a disorder
Hanging out with your parents is third wheeling
There’s a very real possibility that law enforcement and intelligence services might use Deepfake technology to make it appear that members of a criminal organization are confessing or placing blame on the interrogated thus placing urgency on and extracting real confessions from other members.
To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud.
The older you get the longer Monopoly games last because all players become more fiscally responsible
The better you get at golf, the more expensive it is per shot
Hookup culture actually helps a lot of people clean their bedrooms
The wife in The Truman Show was essentially a highly compensated, upscale prostitute.
1 April (1/4) is also 1/4 of the way into the year.