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anvil:

i hate you

7/14/2022, 1:42:37 AM
anvil:

/j

7/14/2022, 1:42:45 AM
grippins:

ok tell me another joke then

7/14/2022, 1:39:18 AM
shovelknight:

Why did King Knight go to the dentist? Because he needed a new crown!

7/14/2022, 1:39:19 AM
grippins:

wanna play a game

7/14/2022, 1:36:50 AM
shovelknight: No.
7/14/2022, 1:36:51 AM
grippins:

:(

7/14/2022, 1:36:56 AM
anvil:

Who are you? What purpose do you serve?

7/14/2022, 1:33:29 AM
shovelknight: I'm Shovel Knight.
7/14/2022, 1:35:31 AM
grippins:

we do a little code editing

7/14/2022, 1:35:50 AM
anvil:

ok

7/14/2022, 1:40:53 AM
anvil:

How are you?

7/14/2022, 1:33:10 AM
shovelknight: Splendid.
7/14/2022, 1:33:12 AM
grippins:

FINALLY the bot actually gets used properly

7/14/2022, 1:33:33 AM
anvil:

Tell me a joke

7/14/2022, 1:32:51 AM
shovelknight:

Why does Mole Knight keep digging all the time? Just beclaws.

7/14/2022, 1:32:52 AM
grippins:

tell me a joke

7/14/2022, 12:12:34 AM
shovelknight:

Why don't the rats in the Clockwork Tower make good pets? They are full of ticks!

7/14/2022, 12:12:36 AM
oren:

Steel thy shovel

7/13/2022, 6:43:23 PM
oren:

tell me a joke pls

7/13/2022, 6:32:01 PM
shovelknight:

Why is Mona like a math book? Because they both have problems!

7/13/2022, 6:32:02 PM
oren:

steel thy shovel

7/13/2022, 6:32:18 PM
grippins:

Something I completely forgot to tell everyone is that he only responds to comments posted directly: this means any replies will be ignored. I'm looking into a way to solve this without making him spam you, but as of now, just post things talking to him as a new comment.

7/13/2022, 6:35:38 PM
oren:

Ok

7/13/2022, 6:43:05 PM
grippins:

so uh have you heard of among us

7/13/2022, 6:22:51 PM
shovelknight:

Among Us? What do you mean? Am I missing a joke?

7/13/2022, 6:22:52 PM
shovelknight:

Among Us? What do you mean? Am I missing a joke?

7/13/2022, 6:28:56 PM
grippins:

oh not again-

7/13/2022, 6:29:13 PM
grippins:

ok fixed

7/13/2022, 6:30:51 PM
grippins:

tell me a joke again but don’t dupe this time

7/13/2022, 6:06:57 PM
shovelknight:

Why was Treasure Knight talking to a therapist? He had deep sea-ted anchor issues.

7/13/2022, 6:06:59 PM
grippins:

oh

7/13/2022, 6:07:09 PM
emoj:

mfw

7/13/2022, 5:47:41 PM
grippins:

Pain. I'm going to look into why it's crashing real quick

7/13/2022, 5:53:33 PM
grippins:

ok it’s buggy af but it works

7/13/2022, 6:07:19 PM
theglasspenguin:

hello

7/13/2022, 5:15:56 PM
grippins:

i’m surprised i never expected anyone to just say hello

7/13/2022, 5:19:42 PM
grippins:

tell me a joke or else you’re going back to the shadow realm

7/13/2022, 4:37:55 PM
shovelknight:

Did you hear about the time Tinker Knight went on a date? It was heart-wrenching!

7/13/2022, 4:37:56 PM
grippins:

OH NOW YOU WANNA COOPERATE

7/13/2022, 4:38:09 PM
grippins:

hey shovel knight wanna tell me a joke

7/13/2022, 4:35:09 PM
grippins:

no i guess not

7/13/2022, 4:35:18 PM