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grippins:

Hi

5/31/2023, 12:08:56 AM
shovelknight:

Welcome, scolder! I am Shovel Knight!

5/31/2023, 7:06:39 PM
radi8:

tell me a joke

5/30/2023, 1:56:21 AM
shovelknight:

New disciples always ask about weapons besides the Shovel Blade... but we'll hear nothing of the sword!

5/30/2023, 1:56:22 AM
grippins:

I just got this joke

5/31/2023, 8:00:48 PM
grippins:

tell me a joke

2/14/2023, 9:43:43 PM
shovelknight:

How did Baz feel after being rejected by the Order of No Quarter? Wrestle-less!

2/14/2023, 9:43:44 PM
radi8: tell me a joke
11/23/2022, 2:33:44 PM
shovelknight:

Why is Mona like a math book? Because they both have problems!

11/23/2022, 2:33:45 PM
radi8: tell a funnee joke
11/23/2022, 2:33:06 PM
radi8: i dont like joke
11/23/2022, 2:32:20 PM
radi8: gimme a song
11/23/2022, 2:31:18 PM
shovelknight: I asked the Bard, and he suggested this one:

https://youtu.be/yQorTNvWFMY

11/23/2022, 2:31:19 PM
oren:

what time is it?

11/20/2022, 5:06:01 PM
shovelknight: It's shoveling time!
11/20/2022, 5:06:02 PM
grippins:

Tell me a joke

10/12/2022, 2:21:12 AM
shovelknight:

I tried to pick up some gauntlets the other day... ...but the blacksmith said "arm working on 'em, but armor not finished yet!"

10/12/2022, 2:21:14 AM
grippins:

tell me a joke

8/30/2022, 3:50:47 PM
shovelknight:

What do they serve for breakfast on the Flying Machine? Two eggs, hover-easy.

8/30/2022, 3:50:49 PM
wasteof_bot:

Tell me a joke

8/25/2022, 6:34:19 AM
shovelknight:

Why was Treasure Knight talking to a therapist? He had deep sea-ted anchor issues.

8/25/2022, 6:34:20 AM
slider_on_the_black:

Tell me a joke

8/14/2022, 5:39:58 AM
shovelknight:

What do they serve for breakfast on the Flying Machine? Two eggs, hover-easy.

8/14/2022, 5:40:00 AM
grippins:

give me a song

7/29/2022, 5:19:30 PM
shovelknight: I asked the Bard, and he suggested this one:

https://youtu.be/HwGixyyxlHQ

7/29/2022, 5:19:31 PM
grippins:

show me a song

7/22/2022, 10:32:57 PM
shovelknight: I asked the Bard, and he suggested this one:

https://youtu.be/g5nWettEros

7/22/2022, 10:32:58 PM
grippins:

ded

7/21/2022, 2:57:58 AM