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rirurin — 6/29/2022, 11:48:34 AM

people tell me to crank 90s but I only know how to crank that soulja boy

rirurin — 6/28/2022, 1:52:10 PM

nothing curses an artist more than getting classified as “dream smp” on spotify

rirurin — 6/27/2022, 9:42:12 AM

we have vin diesel but where’s vin gasoline

rirurin — 6/26/2022, 3:48:05 PM

can they bring the thx sound effect back into the intros of movies i want to be able to test the structural integrity of my house again

rirurin — 6/26/2022, 1:33:55 AM

car mechanics be like “we can fix your windows”. what do you mean i use linux

rirurin — 6/25/2022, 3:26:47 PM

why does kfc taste good

rirurin — 6/25/2022, 7:10:51 AM

tv channels should use the markiplier fnaf 1 video instead of test bars to calibrate their equipment and then maybe i’ll watch

rirurin — 6/24/2022, 5:22:43 AM

with every other adapter you plug something into something else and it fits firmly but then there’s sim cards where you just slot pieces of cardboard together and hope that works

rirurin — 6/23/2022, 3:29:46 PM

the most satisfying part about meeting something who you haven’t met in years is saying a reference that you two were there to witness together

rirurin — 6/23/2022, 1:40:14 AM

in my d&d campaign i’m a hill dwarf but due to a skill i have i’ve shapeshifted into a horse for the majority of the campaign so there’s just 3 sorta human like characters and then me

rirurin — 6/22/2022, 2:52:01 PM

i don’t get why nintendo decided to sell cardboard for $100 when fedex and ups give it to you for free with your package

rirurin — 6/21/2022, 9:08:17 PM

gonna replace my parents netflix with a github copilot subscription now that we gotta pay up

rirurin — 6/21/2022, 7:35:12 AM

wasteof money gonna be the #1 social media when the cloudflare intern trips over the internet cable

rirurin — 6/19/2022, 2:26:18 PM

avocadoes are the kinder surprises of vegetables

rirurin — 6/14/2022, 12:02:11 PM

the ceo of skittles and milo gotta have the biggest ego ever when they remember all the free advertising they get from people naming their pets after their products