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real_diddykong — 1/2/2026, 3:16:15 AM

i just shitted so hard

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real_diddykong — 1/2/2026, 3:14:33 AM

if Sonic Frontiers 2 doesn’t score at least a 90 on Metacritic, I will outlaw sex

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real_diddykong — 1/2/2026, 3:09:01 AM

Darflen stinks I would rather spend the rest of my life with my dick inside an anthill than spend 5 minutes on Darflen

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real_diddykong — 1/2/2026, 3:04:51 AM

Donkey Kong Bananza would’ve been 10x better if I was playable, but no I had to be left in a single layer along with Dixie because of this other guy named Diddy who ruined my name. It makes no sense

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