Ask me about Neil Cicierega (and prepare yourself for a wall of text)!
So uh fun story (and zero punctuation)
I was eating school breakfast and I got syrup with it but I didn’t want it then so I put it in my backpack to save for later and then I forgot about it for a month and I was confused because my backpack was sticky so my friend tasted it and it was the syrup
Help people are actually interacting with my stuff on Tw*tter
I don’t like it
I can play part of Wet Hands on a keyboard
I enjoy the fearful puns
The terrifying quips
Okay I’m out of synonyms for jokes
It was in my pocket </3
I have the remains :(
I DON’T KNOW WHERE MY PAPER OF HOMOSEXUAL DRAWINGS WENT BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T IN MY POCKET WHEN MY MOM WASHED MY ROBE
I DON’T KNOW WHERE MY PAPER OF HOMOSEXUAL DRAWINGS WENT BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T IN MY POCKET WHEN MY MOM WASHED MY ROBE
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I get to go to [insert “local” amusement park] tomorrow!! :D
It’s for a school field trip???
(By local I mean about two hours away)
I’m done with math work, so now I’m going to go draw some homosexuals.
I love the gays!
I’m contractually bound to, but I love them either way.
