Ironically wasteof wastes none of my braincells, while twitter wastes them all
Known in the streets as the Quingus
Ironically wasteof wastes none of my braincells, while twitter wastes them all
I have become verified due to a mild amount of mental trickery
what does a re-purposed reload symbol have to do to get verified around here?
what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?
What does a d logo made of 5 rectangles have to do to get verified around here?
the american dream is eat hot chip lie watch anime big truck many gun complain and juul in school
That moment when you put in the USB first try
Apple users when they realize the messaging app icon is green
GreenOS7 ftw!
The average human is not a capybara
How does one get verified
PS. there is a spider crawling scarily close to my computer
The average scratcher is a scammer tricking you into viewing their terrible creations
I identify as half-baked
βa smorgusboard of suspenceful salamandersβ -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Its not a real scratch design contest if the results donβt take a year to come out
heathen + touch gold + you have the bubonic plague
i met a traveler from an antique land who said
two vast and trunkless baby seal leather boots lie in the desert,
near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies
whose frown, and petty gawk, and sarcastic pouting lips
tell that its sculptor well those passions read
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
the face that mocked them, and the heart that fed
and on the pedestal these words appear:
βNO MAIDENS?!?!?!β
nothing beside remains
round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level sands stretch far away