programmerking

Don't follow me, cus then I will make more posts like these......

If someone is reading this, stop reading, cus now we know that whoever is still reading is not good at listening to directions

row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

As a kid I used to think you fell off a waterfall at the end, I turned out ok tho

I have too much time on my hands, literally, I end up carrying these clocks everywhere

Someone once said I spent to much time in the shower, I replied that they did not spend enough time in the shower

Dang they stank!

Given the choice between all of Humanity dying, or just me, I would choose instead to wonder why those were my two options, procrastinate the decision and end up failing the assignment

How in Minecraft does the sun revolve around an infinitely flat world?

I wonder why if you say a word a large number of times it no longer sounds like a word

Probably cus your brain realizes it is a priminitve word that no longer should consume your time and notice and forgets the meaning on purpose to make you stop saying it so much

What if you were just teleported to earth seconds ago with all your memories just put in there?

The moon landing never happened, why? cus the earth is flat, so there is not real moon

griffpatch is great, but that just it, he great

Many programmers are just as good as him

If someone else just as great started as early as him, they would be a top scratcher too

I don't trust ppl who wear fake mustaches, What else are they lying about?