perrin — wasteof

perrin — 6/8/2022, 2:23:08 AM

hey guys i just invented a new vegetable it’s called bugroot it’s basically a sweet greenish turnip

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perrin — 6/8/2022, 2:22:09 AM

oh to be a dolphin residing peacefully in a cranberry bog in southeastern Massachusetts. unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

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perrin — 5/30/2022, 8:46:46 PM

how dare you post my private affairs on this website for all 7 of its users to see, this is an invasion of privacy and you will hear from my lawyer

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da-ta — 5/30/2022, 7:24:11 PM

@perrin

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perrin — 5/27/2022, 2:19:06 AM

i want a poster of toad on a skateboard holding a piña colada with a quaint Spanish coastal villa in the background signed by jimmy buffet himself

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perrin — 5/22/2022, 2:37:54 PM

Sorry I haven’t been active I was in a grape-induced coma

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perrin — 4/29/2022, 8:57:50 PM

schneeb

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perrin — 4/22/2022, 12:58:35 AM

all out of funny today, here is a football team I made uwu

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perrin — 4/20/2022, 8:08:17 PM

gonna start a petition for @jeffalo to make a crowd-funded version of wasteof called wasteof.real.money so the acronym for the site can be worm

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perrin — 4/20/2022, 1:55:35 AM

“The year’s at the spring

The day’s at the morn

The morning’s at 7:00

The hillside’s dew pearled

The lark’s on the wing

The snail’s on the thorn

God’s in his heaven

Burrito’s unbanned

All’s right with the world”

-Robert Browning

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perrin — 4/19/2022, 4:25:46 PM

what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?

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da-ta — 4/17/2022, 9:48:54 PM

What does a d logo made of 5 rectangles have to do to get verified around here?

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perrin — 4/17/2022, 9:55:53 AM

positive to positive, heavens to betsy

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perrin — 4/17/2022, 12:57:50 AM

meatball

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perrin — 4/16/2022, 6:31:53 PM

it’s that time of year when you can feel spring’s arrival in your sinuses

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perrin — 4/15/2022, 1:09:58 AM

i would commit felony insurance fraud for a Klondike bar

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perrin — 4/14/2022, 1:11:30 AM

bold of you to assume i car about either ratios or my legacy on this godforsaken website

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sivyx — 4/13/2022, 3:55:45 PM

how does it feel to know that you’ve not only failed to ratio @daily_news, but now your legacy on this site will continue as the man who posts too much and didn’t like the most liked post on wasteof. you’re a disgrace to this community, @perrin.

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perrin — 4/13/2022, 1:57:59 AM

don’t care didn’t ask

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