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paradocktheman — 4/15/2023, 1:27:52 AM

Alright, this only relates to everyone that uses deodorant sticks or sprays.

So why are the smell names for these things for women common names for things such as “lavender” or “strawberry” but the ones for men have names such as “phoenix” or even “ocean surf” ???

“Can I get your phoenix-flavored deodorant stick, please?”

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paradocktheman — 4/14/2023, 1:19:17 AM

every time i wear anything that need to be tied, i don’t know how to tie them :)

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allyz — 4/9/2023, 6:29:03 PM

every time i wear a suit, i just magically forget how to tie a tie :,)

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paradocktheman — 4/13/2023, 3:16:25 AM

Waste of honey? isn’t that a good idea for a project?

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paradocktheman — 4/12/2023, 3:00:07 AM

y’all having working and fully featured broken piece of school blocking softwares, mine is stuck in 1996, doesn’t even have a valid SSL certificate and it does not work at all with certain things

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follow-all — 3/30/2023, 3:03:01 PM

NOOO I CANT FOLLOW @snakeyoo BECAUSE MY SCHOOL BLOCKS ANYTHING THAT HAS "“snake” IN THE URL 😭

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paradocktheman — 4/12/2023, 1:13:36 AM

Can’t afford to watch this movie? There’s a video file for this movie! (I did not even read this website TOS before posting that, also you can only watch the movie with discord embed’s videos)

https://stolen.shoes/embedVideo?video=https://vo-uo-6-oc-44.vmrange.lat/xqx2jfhgozokjiqbte4sjmyaxwbzxttzdylghjy4cqdpanpionhurdejudta/ztllydz7jf2v.mp4&image=https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQcP3lbRtP-HcT5k6eZqsY2h0KsGEq-gZkEOAVtM-rb28Ro3SD3UQn3MXe&s=10

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paradocktheman — 4/10/2023, 9:45:46 PM

do you have a giant Mario plushie?

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paradocktheman — 4/10/2023, 5:18:41 AM
@daily_meme ran out of memes
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paradocktheman — 4/10/2023, 3:08:56 AM

who here still does not know how to tie anything (shoes, blah blah, etc)?

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paradocktheman — 4/9/2023, 9:53:13 PM

it’s been a few days that darflen has been thrown back up

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paradocktheman — 4/9/2023, 9:46:24 PM

I ate 30g worth of sugar in chocolates all at once

what will happens? perhaps an huge sugar crash…

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paradocktheman — 4/1/2023, 3:54:07 PM

who rick rolled me

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paradocktheman — 3/31/2023, 3:21:49 AM

y’all started to become twitter users

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paradocktheman — 3/28/2023, 2:20:04 AM

13 followers, who will be the next one?

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paradocktheman — 3/26/2023, 8:35:13 PM

what should I post here…

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paradocktheman — 3/26/2023, 5:05:19 PM

damn, another drama in wasteof

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