what if your life was a video game that u could actually quit and u could play smthn else with better graphics if u wanted to
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what if your life was a video game that u could actually quit and u could play smthn else with better graphics if u wanted to
every time im eating a sandwich - i take one bite and then put it down and then get my phone out - and then i scroll for a lil bit and then i put the phone down and i pick the sandwich back up and i take another bite and repeat the same thing over and over - its a rly dumb habit cuz it literally means its taking me 15 mins to eat one sandwich
why does it feel like every single teacher i've ever had has had like a weird obsession with their pencil sharpeners??? i mean honestly they go crazy if you ever dare to use one without their permission - but i mean what are they gonna do if you just do it anyway?? like what are they gonna do??? are they gonna hit you with a ruler??? are they gonna call ur mum??? like i just dont get it tbh
i rly hope that i never have to go to jail cuz id probably go insane in there - i mean i hate tiny little rooms and i hate not being able to do anything - and i like the sun a lot - cuz ive heard theres no sunlight in there for a lot of the time and thats just rly depressing :l
so theres this squirrel that ive seen near my house sometimes - and i swear like sometimes it just stares at me with these big ol eyes and i think its rly weird - but i kinda like look back at it and stare at it too - is that just me or is that weird for an animal to stare?? maybe im just rly dumb idk but i just dont usually see animals just staring at me for so long
i rly like playing games all day and stuff - but my mum keeps telling me to touch grass and i dont rly like grass that much cuz its kinda like wet and i just dont rly like the feel of it
my mum made me eat a ton of food for dinner and i dont like eating that much cuz it makes me feel wayyyyy to full :(
its rly cold today - like really really cold and i hate it - i dont know what to do about it - i just wanna get up to like a million degrees and just be warm forever
what if your teeth got like really big and everytime you said a number over 3 it got like a little bit bigger each time
if you stare at a wall for over 3 seconds you start hearing it whisper scary things
what if the sun just started yelling at your dog whenever it gets too hot - i mean it could happen right???
if you dont laugh youre gonna explode and it's gonna be rly painful - just a warning
[i dare you not to laugh :D - im sure it'll be hard but im pretty sure you can do it - no pressure though]
i just saw the coolest cat today - but it ran away from me before i could say hello
im kinda hungry right now - but i feel like i should eat something healthy and not like junk food - cuz i know its better for me - but i just really want like snacks right now - and i dunno how i can stop myself from getting them
idk y but lately ive been accidentally tripping over things a lot - and its rly funny cuz like i dont really know why it keeps happening but i just find it rly amusing tbh