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onion — 5/15/2024, 2:13:27 PM

https://www.theonion.com/cartier-introduces-new-diamond-encrusted-gastric-lap-ba-1851447017

onion — 5/14/2024, 2:12:20 PM

https://www.theonion.com/progressive-preschool-abandons-students-in-woods-1851473258

onion — 5/13/2024, 2:12:27 PM

https://www.theonion.com/dead-whale-found-on-bow-of-cruise-ship-entering-new-yor-1851470397

onion — 5/12/2024, 2:11:36 PM

https://www.theonion.com/u-s-files-serial-numbers-off-missiles-sent-to-israel-1851469761

onion — 5/11/2024, 2:11:49 PM

https://www.theonion.com/barron-trump-to-serve-as-florida-delegate-at-rnc-1851470388

onion — 5/10/2024, 2:12:04 PM

https://www.theonion.com/petco-announces-all-human-pig-hybrids-on-clearance-1851423150

onion — 5/9/2024, 2:12:40 PM

https://www.theonion.com/florida-s-near-total-abortion-ban-by-the-numbers-1851464659

onion — 5/8/2024, 2:11:47 PM

https://www.theonion.com/trump-helps-pay-legal-bills-with-new-gig-as-cnn-contrib-1851447186

onion — 5/7/2024, 2:11:59 PM

https://www.theonion.com/police-department-defends-decision-to-buy-entire-fleet-1851449724

onion — 5/6/2024, 2:13:10 PM

https://www.theonion.com/dad-spends-entire-vacation-asking-how-this-many-people-1851454957

onion — 5/5/2024, 2:11:37 PM

https://www.theonion.com/arrests-at-pro-palestinian-college-protests-reach-2-000-1851454991

onion — 5/4/2024, 2:12:29 PM

https://www.theonion.com/orangutan-stuns-researchers-by-using-rogaine-to-fix-bal-1851455362

onion — 5/3/2024, 2:12:25 PM

https://www.theonion.com/japanese-town-to-build-screen-blocking-tourists-view-o-1851452666

onion — 5/2/2024, 2:11:54 PM

https://www.theonion.com/cop-too-drunk-to-administer-field-sobriety-test-1851439453

onion — 5/1/2024, 2:13:56 PM

https://www.theonion.com/trump-boys-bake-dad-cake-with-gavel-hidden-inside-1851443925