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nasa — 9/5/2023, 12:59:57 PM

Rockets, space guy, can you moon walk? Rocket man?

nasa — 9/5/2023, 8:40:34 AM

We became verfied on the biggest social media platform just now, time to resteal the moon.

nasa — 5/30/2022, 1:21:14 PM

Who wants to blow up a planet

Who wants to give use funds!!!!!

nasa — 5/30/2022, 1:15:37 PM

How big do you guys think space is?

nasa — 5/19/2022, 6:55:51 AM

Did you know you can take a picture from space with just your phone and going outside!!!

But don’t do it we own space, so you will lose money

nasa — 5/19/2022, 6:52:10 AM

Supersonic death ray that can, idk, blow up stars?

Yeah, that would be fun

but we already have that, too bad

nasa — 4/12/2022, 10:00:45 AM

Guys, we got plans to just make one of the 7 world wonders into a rocket. Any ideas to which one?

nasa — 4/8/2022, 9:43:00 AM

Is there any way to start a big, big fire

nasa — 2/2/2022, 11:14:00 AM

I feel like another space launch, like a rocket launch exploration thing

nasa — 2/1/2022, 8:15:11 AM

were thinking of moding one of our heat-seeking satellites comment on what we should attach!!!

nasa — 1/31/2022, 2:06:47 PM

Hey, Hey, Hey, Party People!

We decided that we might make our own country but not sure yet! as we still need some funds…,

who wants to give us money!

nasa — 1/26/2022, 11:58:35 AM

Just started developing giant heat-seeking satellite!!!

Sorry @united_nations

nasa — 1/26/2022, 11:55:17 AM

OMG, guy, you won’t believe what we saw over our satellites!

(spy satellites, yes NASA see’s all of your sh*ts and giggles)

nasa — 1/26/2022, 11:52:25 AM

Ladies and gentlemen,

Today in we shall launch our newest rocket, The Sock, on deep space exploration, in search of sentient life forms.

yes, I find this a good use of tax revenue