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The Awesome and Horrifying Creature
The Awesome and Horrifying Creature
“when are we ever going to use sine or cosine lol“ most people in high school math classes
meanwhile me using them frequently in code to make cool looking visuals
Sometimes I really wonder why some people are entirely obsessed with anime girls
like just why
I GOT A JGOB HORAT I WASH DISHES FOE SERVAL HORS FOR MONY!!!!
do you ever just do something and you just look at it like, “how did I just do that”
olive garden bread sticks
What’s the most effective weapon wrong answers only.
person: What did you do with Ivan??
mob boss: I’m afraid he’s sleeping with the chickens.
person: WHAT, you sick monster! you… wait did you say chickens?
mob boss: yes.
Ivan (muffled, in the next room over): It’s really not that ba- OW. Stop pecking me you feathered gremlin!
I eat a notably high amount of processed biomass per day, yet it always seems to disappear
On the contrary, I am never in a state where I no longer want to eat anything, but I do not like eating anything.
Just wanted to make a few things clear from my food hot takes:
I’m not an unfit fattie who eats food every day. I just like sharing my opinions on unhealthy food.
I am not a picky eater. The only common foods I don’t like is olives, already cooked cold ham slices and eggplants.
I know probably no one asked for this, but I’m paranoid that people think I’m a young Nikocado.
[NEUROS THOUGHTSTREAM OUTPUT]
Do you ever just want to escape reality and become a void dragon
[NEUROS ERROR: SYSTEMS TRANSITION TO COGNITIVE MAINTENANCE MODE FAILED, UNABLE TO STOP HIGH ACTIVITY PROCESSES]
(I can’t sleep ): )
I saw guardians of the galaxy vol. 3, if anyone tries saying it was anything less than amazing I will murder you in every way other than physically
