you know, that one from Google Champion Island Games? (IRL @/oren's sister, christian homeschooler, Gen Zalpha, Head of the Department of Transportation) Per aspera ad astra
i’ve always vaguely wondered who would die first if you trapped every wasteofer in a room together
don’t you just love the smell of burned toast filling your home
me when I knew one kid was gonna fall in the freezing creek and two fell in
I won a treading water contest against two eighteen year olds once
one of them was a lifeguard
i’m pretty sure she went easy on me but did win lol
gee i’d never guess, phil
you’re up to your nose in snow it sure does look cold
my average “i just opened the gc” texts:
heyyy guys
whats up chat
heyyy chat
hiiiiiiii
helloooooooooo
hiiiii guys
y’all are crazy whats up
my eyes change color sometimes. to date, i’ve had two blue eyes and one black one
“it’s not that deep” is the new way to say, “I don’t know what to say and I want you to shut up”
I literally can’t think of anything to say that’s not about music
umm
uhh
I hit my friend on the head with a frying pan once
when i’m mad I always listen to Believer by Imagine Dragons
don’t ask why
God is at the same time entirely man and God
God is the light of the world
In the same way that light of itself is a entirely wave and a particle
fascinating
why do all of my friends always want to talk face to face instead of using faceless easy not awkward words in the form of texting
I genuinely haven’t used zoom since covid but it still remembers the name I put in whenever the last time was
I’ve changed laptops twice since then