kangaroo

kangaroo — 8/11/2025, 12:03:37 AM

apparently switzerland and sweden have been having a banter about who’s cooler because people confuse the two of them (but swaziland was excluded because it changed its name)

kangaroo — 8/8/2025, 7:38:12 PM

haha look at that i get a notification for reposting my post that’s funny

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kangaroo — 8/8/2025, 7:37:32 PM

i think i already used this…

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kangaroo — 8/8/2025, 7:35:16 PM

is death a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

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kangaroo — 8/8/2025, 7:37:32 PM

i think i already used this…

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kangaroo — 8/8/2025, 7:35:16 PM

is death a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

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kangaroo — 8/8/2025, 7:35:16 PM

is death a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

kangaroo — 8/7/2025, 11:20:05 PM

if you think of a random phrase and google it, google ai will frantically try and conjure up a believable explanation for it

(or it might get smart enough and know you’re messing with it)

kangaroo — 8/4/2025, 2:55:11 PM

“ee”ther or “ai”ther?

kangaroo — 8/1/2025, 1:33:34 PM

wowzers it’s a august

kangaroo — 7/26/2025, 5:54:10 PM

have your prime day days week goods arrived yet?

kangaroo — 7/22/2025, 11:25:35 PM

i forgot christmas in july is a thing

kangaroo — 7/11/2025, 7:42:58 PM

does a taxi driver take a taxi to get to work?

kangaroo — 7/9/2025, 9:29:42 PM

if i dream that the boulevard of broken dreams has finished construction… will my dream be on the boulevard of broken dreams?

kangaroo — 7/6/2025, 4:41:50 PM

is it too early to see a maze of maize?

kangaroo — 7/4/2025, 6:38:39 PM

is a group of squid a squad?

kangaroo — 7/3/2025, 7:50:51 PM

im not indecisive? am i?

kangaroo — 7/2/2025, 8:56:40 PM

the opposite of a waterfall is a firefly