Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"
"Please tell me a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.