Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.