Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.