Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
[very long pause]
"Java."
Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..."
Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..."
Judge: "Learn Java!"
Me: "Damn."
"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"
"Please tell me a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..."
Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..."
Judge: "Learn Java!"
Me: "Damn."
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.