My son has accidentally leaked his plans to instate Sharia Law onto this platform on December 30th. This is absurd, and should not be allowed. Even worse, is that this is before wasteof money’s annual getting impregnated day, which will likely be forced to be discontinued by Jeffalo, as the holiday takes place after the deadline. We must fight for our beloved holiday before it is too late. Proof is in the image below which is definitely totally absolutely probably perhaps possibly not fabricated via Inspect Element.
What is my son’s name again? The ChatGPT servers are down for me right now…
My son wanted me to notify you guys that he LOVES it when you comment first on his posts. Actually, he loves it so much that he wants you to comment first even if you aren’t first!
I am not sure how to feel about my son moving to the 51st state
I am very hip with the kids. No cap bro, this a gooning vibe. #YOLO
(this is a satire account if it isn’t obvious already; i don’t actually have any familial relations with Jeff Alo.)
Hello Guys I Am Jeffalo’s Dad